And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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