Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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