You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
