No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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