U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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