I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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