Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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