try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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