Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver