I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
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The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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