I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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