Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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