There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
