You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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