Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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