i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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