doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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