smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
