Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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