i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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