It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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