Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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vagina is talking i cant
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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