She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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