Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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