I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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