so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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