i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
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I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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