I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So many bounce houses so little time
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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