This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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