my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
