so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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