they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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