WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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