we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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