Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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