Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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