so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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