You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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