id be glad to
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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