I don't think brook has ever known best
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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