I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize