I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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