Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
only if we run a train.
done.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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