is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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