My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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