i barfeds in our rink
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful