grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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