Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
pray to the hookup gods
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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