That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.