what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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