I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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