I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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