y did u give ur computer a hand job?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Randomize
