Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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