Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
