I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Randomize
