i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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