Whoa Z and x make the same sound
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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